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And if you don't see why, well, you 'just don't get it' 'Where's Jill,' brays a talking horse with a twang. Garmers "farmers" are, of course, standing in front of a barn.

Then, this past June, life-long Alabama gal Elizabeth packed her bags and flew off to Colorado to be with the love of her life. A third, the smart one apparently, wears a red cap and seems wistful in a Gomer Pyle sort of way.

But, the commercial has barely warmed up. But if you want to embrace life, really embrace it, you should pause every now and again and acknowledge true genius when you see it.

You don't have to be lonely

Gotta go. Elsewhere, some cud-chewing cows ponder their farmer's chances at romance.

Anyway she his holding some sort of fishing rod. And if it is, should they really be advertising it in the farmeers It says, "At.

I am no closer to an answer now than perhaps I will ever be. They married in July :.

But the genius has only begun. How did they find a speaking dog?

Cinna: And she likes to fish too! In fact, there have been hundreds of marriages since FarmersOnly.

What was that pitch meeting like? There is the piece de resistance. But that's not what it says. Our story begins with three utterly unappealing people who apparently are supposed to be farmers though, realistically, they seem to have escaped from the set of Hee Haw.

Gomer exits. What were they going for?

American gothic: The site's television commercial makes an emotional plea for lonely farm dwellers to put down the hoes and find onlj love 'You don't have to be lonely Meanwhile, the commercial's target audience is singing the site's praises. The country folk have conquered both their fear Casual fuck Mchetechete loneliness and technology.

Gomer as he looks at his cell phone : I gotta find myself a nice country girl already. Dog: Farmersonly. Cinna points at it suspiciously.

Let us call him Gomer. At Farmers Only dot com. The song has been sung. The two began talking more and more in and the calls eventually led to visits.

The camera cuts to Cinna, who seems changed somehow. Cinna: On that thing?

A second wears a green cap, boot, has a potbelly going over his jeans and stands near a dog. But farmsrs the commercial explodes. The camera pans to the resting dog. Horatio: Wow, she sure is pretty. At this point -- we are now halfway into the commercial -- and we have already achieved a pretty high level of excellence.