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Also, I'm half-Asian, which isn't intrinsically funny in itself, but being the only foreign-looking kid in an all-white, hillbilly suburb is funny, also in retrospect. Vincent Daniels 4 followers Hi, I'm Vincent Daniels, author of Meaty Balls - a collection of essays, Lesbian speed dating westchester, and insightfully elegant potty humor which I heard you like. Starting with "5" because technically there are four "Reasons I'm Funny" written above.

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I then heard a baby crying from my bedroom, so I went in my bedroom and looked around but I didn't find anything. I'm tempted to rewrite this paragraph because it sounds suspicious, but I told myself I'd write this once and not edit it.

Though both are true, I've never been mugged or murdered by anyone black or any race. I'd never taken acid before but Ray was a big time drug user and he convinced me to. I remember feeling completely sober and then all gug the sudden Alf began speaking directly to me, warning me about genetically engineered mutant clones that were hiding in the garage, plotting against me.

Traveler looking for tomorrow morning not insinuating the two are related, I'm simply stating those things because that's what people usually think of when csble think of Detroit. I soon insisted that we go into the garage and kill the mutant clones, but Ray told me to relax, said it was just the acid and that I was having a freak out.

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Ray's dead now. Apparently I'd made a mess of the living room. I also released a new book titled Holly Jolly Nothing.

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